搞笑话剧《白雪公主》主持词
皇后：魔镜魔镜告诉我世上谁是大帅哥? Queen: Mirror mirror on the wall tell me who is the big handsome guy in the world?
魔镜：对不起，系统出现故障，请重新输入语音提示。 Mirror: Sorry, the system fails, please re-enter the voice prompts.
皇后：算了，告诉哀家，谁是这个世界上最美丽的女人。 Queen: forget, tell Ai Jia, who is the world's most beautiful woman.
魔镜：好，重启。 Mirror: Well, restart. 大家都来看啊，这个人真的好美啊！ We all see ah, this one really beautiful ah! 她有着如瀑布般乌黑的长发，雪白的肌肤，窈窕的身材。 She has such as the waterfall-like black hair, white skin, slim figure. 每个男人见了她都会动心，每个女人见了她都会自叹不如。 She met with every man will be tempted, every woman would be strange enough that she met. 她就是白雪公主。 She is Snow White.
皇后：你这个破镜子哪里来这么多废话。 Queen: You break the mirror where they come from so much nonsense.
魔镜：孩子，请不要烦躁，每一个女孩都是降落到凡间的天使，有的人是脚朝地，有的人是头朝地，而你很不巧，恰好你的脸掉到了一块花岗岩上。 Mirror: children, please do not irritable, every girl is a landing to the earthly angel, and some people are feet towards land, and some people are head-land, while you're Unfortunately, just dropped a piece of your face granite. 这是宿命谁都无法改变的。 This is a fate no one can not be changed.
皇后：滚！ Queen: Rolling!
旁白：魔镜说得对，白雪公主是个活泼可爱的女孩儿，生性善良的她经常帮助别人，把关心别人当作自己的快乐。 Voice: Mirror is right, Snow White is a lovely girl, naturally good, she always helped others, to care for others as their own happiness.
白雪公主：（对老妇人）老奶奶，您小心啊。 Snow White: (to woman) grandmother, you be careful ah.
老妇人：姑娘，谢谢你。 Old woman: girl, thank you. 你叫什么名字？ What's your name?
白雪公主：我叫白雪公主，我扶您过去吧。 Snow White: My name is Snow White, I am your past Rotary Bar.
老妇人：好，好。 Old woman: Well, good. 你真是一个美丽善良的女孩儿。 You're a beautiful and kind-hearted girl.
（走到舞台边，老妇人下，白雪公主站着，若有所思状。魔镜上） (Went to the stage side, the old woman, the Snow White standing, thoughtful-like. Mirror I)
魔镜：（在白雪公主身后）白雪公主？ Mirror: (behind in the Snow White) Snow White?
白雪公主：哦，等等，我把砖头搬走，不然会有更多的人绊倒。 Snow White: Oh, and so on, I put bricks removed, otherwise there will be more people stumble.
（走回去把砖头拿到台下，回头和魔镜说） (Go back to bricks and mortar to get off the stage, go back and mirror say)
先生，有什么可以帮忙的吗？ President, what can I help you?
魔镜：（被问的一时不知该怎么回答，想一下，慌忙说）我刚刚吃完饭，经过这里无所事事，你能陪我到那边的树林里走走吗？ Mirror: (1:00 being asked do not know how to answer, think about hurriedly said) I have just finished eating, after doing nothing here, you can accompany me to the side of the woods walk do?
白雪公主：好吧。 Snow White: Okay. （和魔镜一起慢慢的走着） (And the mirror on the wall slowly walked along)
旁白：白雪公主就这样被骗到了森林里，魔镜也露出了他本来的面目。 Voice Over: Snow White was so deceived to the forests, mirror on the wall is also exposed to his original appearance.
魔镜：（看着白雪公主，阴森地呲这牙笑）哈哈...白雪公主，哈哈... Mirror: (looking at Snow White, ghastly to ci this tooth laughs)哈哈... Snow White, ha ha ...
白雪公主：（很害怕的样子，手唔在胸前）你，你想干嘛？ Snow White: (very scared look, hand Well in the chest) you, you want to doing?
魔镜：我是大魔头，今天就要结果你。 Mirror: I am the arch-villain, the results of today to you.
魔镜：（在皇后后面）皇...皇...皇后...（做受伤状） Mirror: (behind the Queen) King ... King ... Queen ... (do injuries like)
皇后：（严厉地指着魔镜说）你怎么才回来？ Queen: (sternly pointing mirror say) how can you be back? ！ !
魔镜：我...她...我... Mirror: I ... she ... I ...
皇后：什么？ Queen: What? （扇魔镜一下）去死吧！ (Fan mirror it) Go to hell! （魔镜下）看来还得我亲自出马了。 (Mirror below) It seems I have to get personally involved in. 量他跑得出教室跑不出学校，（声音很尖的大笑）哈哈哈哈...（皇后下） , He ran out of the classroom to run the amount of no school, (the sound is very sharp laugh) Ha ha ha ha ... (Queen's below)
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