求生活大爆炸的搞笑对白，急求，最后带汉译，谢谢
Sheldon: Leonard, I don't think I can do this.
Leonard: What are you kidding? You're a semi-pro.
Sheldon: No. We are committing genetic fraud. There's no guarantee that our sperm is going to generate high-IQ offspring. Think about that. I have a sister with the same basic DNA mix who hostesses at Fuddruckers.
Leonard: Sheldon, this was your idea. A little extra money to get fractional T1 bandwidth in the apartment.
Sheldon: I know, and I do yearn for faster downloads. But there's some poor woman who's going to pin her hopes on my sperm. What if she winds up with a toddler who doesn't know if he should use an integral or a differential to solve the area under a curve?
Leonard: I'm sure she'll still love him.
Sheldon: I wouldn't.
谢尔顿：莱纳德，我觉得我做不到。
莱纳德：开什么玩笑，你都是“半职业选手”了。
谢尔顿：不是的，我们这是在犯基因欺诈罪。我们的精子并不能保证将来就能生出高智商的后代。你想想。我姐姐和我的DNA结构相同可是她只是快餐店的女服务生。
莱纳德：谢尔顿，当初你要来的。这点补贴能让我们在寓所里拥有分式T-1带宽。
谢尔顿：我知道，我的确渴望更快的下载速度。但那些可怜的女人们会把希望寄托在我精子上的。如果她最后发现那小不点连曲线下面积该用积分还是微分算都不知道，她会怎么想？
莱纳德：我敢肯定她还是会爱他的。
谢尔顿：我可不这么想。